March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Damn you and your random porn at inappropriate times, Tumblr.
February 2012
fuzzy-panda:
topless models doing semaphores part. 2
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
Arctic Monkeys: R U MINE?
Fans: BB IM URS
My Propeller
Interviewer: “My propeller won’t spin and I can’t get it started on my own/when are you arriving?” Is this an uncharacteristically sexual lyric from the young maestro of kitchen sink/sink estate realism?
Alex Turner: “If that was a euphemism, then I wouldn’t be saying that my propeller wouldn’t spin — ’cos you wouldn’t wanna go shouting that out, would you?”
Nick O'Malley: “I can’t get a hard-on.”
