February 2012
fuzzy-panda:
topless models doing semaphores part. 2
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
Arctic Monkeys: R U MINE?
Fans: BB IM URS
My Propeller
Interviewer: “My propeller won’t spin and I can’t get it started on my own/when are you arriving?” Is this an uncharacteristically sexual lyric from the young maestro of kitchen sink/sink estate realism?
Alex Turner: “If that was a euphemism, then I wouldn’t be saying that my propeller wouldn’t spin — ’cos you wouldn’t wanna go shouting that out, would you?”
Nick O'Malley: “I can’t get a hard-on.”
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road